Going to the toilet in Japan

Is a lot more interesting experience then home. We just have endless treats to learn here from their toilet inventions. Why make it so dull and plain boring to go to the toilet at home?
Firstly: the Japanese are tidy,  efficient, neat and organized people. Even though they smoke at least a pack each inside McDonalds, they know how to appreciate their morning visit to the loo.
We are still no more fancy then McDonalds, but still you are greeted by a toilet seat that gently pops up and bows to you as you enter the most microscopic room that ever was invented. There are just so many options here. There are buttons and levels to enhance your visit in all kids of shapes, colours and with the most interesting content you never knew you needed before now. As soon as you are about to sit down the deodorizer sprays the whole bowl so absolutly no scent will let out between you and the bowl. When you finally have found your spot, you soon learn to sit absolutely still or it might read your movement as; you need a shower or other surprise of some sort. This of course you can control with both strength, sound, smell, type of sprinkle and more, but since it is probably programmed by Microsoft it likes to take a wild and educated guess at what you might like, and hey you might be surprised. You may want a subtle flushing sound in the background, or you could just pop this up a notch to make it loud and ready for take off. The spray options are endless fun, it might make you forget why you actually entered this room, but anyhow..
Finding the flush, when you come this far, hey then they want you to play hide and seek. It is simply an experience.